Get ready for the 10 thirstiest sports moments of 2024
A post shared by Tom Daley (@tomdaley)Modern day sports are consumed by numbers and analytics. While they often help us better understand the game, their emotionless calculations can leave a lot of fans cold.A list counting down the Thirstiest Sports Moments of 2024 is exactly what’s needed to fill the void… and perhaps a few other things, too.
Because no matter how sophisticated our technology gets, it’s impossible to quantify just how gay sports truly are.No computer in the world can accurately calculate Troyes Above Replacement!
So with that in mind, sit back, relax, crack open a bottle of poppers, and enjoy!A post shared by Tom Daley (@tomdaley)Let’s be honest: a countdown of the 10 thirstiest sports moments of any year could just as well be titled, “Here are 10 random Tom Daley Insta posts.”Just this year alone, the Olympic legend uploaded yet another example of the Tom Daley paradox: the more he’s literally covered in water, the thirstier he gets…After winning a silver medal in Paris, Daley and his fellow Team GB divers recorded their contribution to the Charli XCX “Apple” dance trend… in speedos.A post shared by Tom Daley (@tomdaley)For a group of athletes who do everything possible to avoid splashes, the amount of water droplet emojis in the comments had to be haunting.But the hands-down winner for thirstiest Tom Daley moment of 2024 was this pic from an angle that can only be described as “Pulitzer worthy.”A post shared by Tom Daley (@tomdaley)With that kind of peachy bum, maybe Daley should’ve been diving for Georgia…MLB and Nike finally are fixing their baseball uniforms after problems with see through pants.Casey Schmitt among others had their nuts showing on picture day.#mlb #sfgiants #trending #news pic.twitter.com/drMkuiMzHJGoing into the 2024 MLB season, we heard a lot of buzz about the revolutionary redesign of players’ jerseys.
