Redditors reveal the ‘skeeziest’ things they’ve done to check out a hot dude
It’s only natural to lose your senses when a hot guy is around. After all, science tells us the blood flow to the brain gets diverted elsewhere… right? (Don’t fact-check that.) But some gay guys have surprised themselves with their lecherous behavior, and they’re sharing their stories on Reddit.The confessionals kicked off after one user asked, “What is the skeeziest thing you have done, that you felt was out of character for yourself, to get a good look at a hot guy?”The original poster coughed up his own story: “I once followed a really hot dude walking his dog because I knew he would have to bend over to pick up his dog’s business at some point.
It worked.”Related: Gay guys share the most embarrassing ways they’ve acted with a crushAnd here are some of the best responses, edited for clarity:“I use a wheelchair, so sometimes if a guy is really, really cute, I’ll ask for help to get to the other side of a ramp even if it’s not that steep.”“I work at a register and I saw a really hot guy walking up to the first register where my coworker was, and I said, ‘Hey, sorry she’s on break.
Come to my register.’ As soon as he left, she laughed her brains out.”“I was riding my bike past a construction site. The guy there was shirtless because it was 86° or more.
I hit the curb and almost fell off the bike because I was staring at him.”“I slowed my running pace to stay behind a guy because his butt was nice.
