not company—three’s a crowd.Reddit users shared their ménage-à-trois experiences in a recent r/askgaybros thread… and the biggest takeaway is that threesomes aren’t always as hot as they seem.Of course, some guys have lucked out.
One Reddit user said threesomes are “like the scene in Challengers—equal parts erotic, awkward, and fun.”Subscribe to our newsletter for a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.Redditors report you’ll have good luck with threesomes, too, if you and your two sex partners are all committed to everyone’s pleasure—or, at least, if you’re the guest star. “The best encounters are always with couples because they already have a chemistry between themselves [and you] get all the attention,” one person wrote. “The best sex I ever had was a three-way with a Brazilian muscle bear couple, when I got DPed and treated like an absolute slut in bed and like a good boy after, as one of them cooked for us while the other mixed drinks.
Then we watched a film, and I spent the night spooning and cuddling with them both. I felt so special.”Many others shared disappointing experiences, however, and if your bed hasn’t been as populous as you’ve wanted, perhaps their tales will show you how little you’ve been missing:“This was a couple who lived, like, 500 meters away, who I visited quite a few times.
I was there to please one person, it seemed. Many rules, none of my needs were heard, always the same procedure, like I had to do the things his partner wouldn’t/couldn’t do.”“I’m not a fan of threesomes.