Very gay man goes viral on TikTok for boasting about how “hetero, hetero, hetero” he is
@thesoftestbunny_. He is based in Florida and has been posting comic content since middle school.A year ago, a TikTok he posted picked up over 11 million views.
He was responding to someone asking him if he was straight and assured them he was “Hetero, hetero, hetero.”Subscribe to our daily newsletter for a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.However, last week he posted a follow-up expanding on just how straight he is.In this “safe” version, Jacarick assures his viewers he’s straighter “than a pair of chopsticks lying flat on a kitchen table.”“Straighter than the posture of a military soldier.
I’ve never even seen a man before. I have no idea what a man looks like. Tastes like. Or feels like,” he says, going weak at the thought.“Honey, if I was a homosexual, I would be out and proud.
But that’s just not my life. That’s not my tea,” he adds, with a sassy finger snap. “You can’t clock me, sis.”Obviously, the joke is he that radiates gayness.(Safe Version).
