Ask Howard • 07-15-22
Of balls and butterflies Okay, all you nude-beach enthusiasts out there — y’all know who you are, too: all those shiny low-hangers, glistening and jangling, ripely-enticing as shiny damsons on the beach at sunset.
Uh huh, this one’s for you, men! First, though, my tanned low-ballers, WTF’s up with this stygian weather? I mean, yes, we all live in Dallas.
We all perfectly well know just how scorching it can get this time of year Hell, it’s July! And, of course, unlike the other 11 months, July is always July everywhere across the whole northern hemisphere.
During July, one may pack exactly the same clothes for a trip to Dusseldorf as to Delhi, walk just as barefoot along the beaches of Sweden as the Seychelles, or camp out as refreshed by the Finnish fjords as in Florida.
