The pros and cons of getting older Hello beautiful people. Let’s talk about getting older. Getting older has its ups and downs, so for every negative I list about getting older, I will try to list a positive as well.
Let’s see how this goes. I had my first colonoscopy a few weeks ago and it was fabulous. Sorry, did I say fabulous? I meant fucking horrible.
Twenty-four hours before the procedure where they stick a camera up your ass, you have to take this delicious drink … I’m sorry did I say delicious?
I meant a gross liquid that tasted like someone bit a lemon then pissed in your mouth. That wonderful lemon-flavored grossness is the key that opens the door to your guts.