Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood And Honey.In this horrifying new movie from schlock-maestro filmmaker Rhys Waterfield, Pooh and company are re-imagined as axe-wielding slashers, gone absolutely feral in the years since their human friend Christopher Robin left them for college.
After seeking revenge on Robin, the honey-mad bear and his pal Piglet head off on a killing spree, eventually setting their sights on a group of young women renting a cabin on the wrong side of the Hundred Acre Wood.We reported on some first-look images earlier this summer, which had Twitter exclaiming, “Oh, bother!” But now there’s a full-length trailer, and the thing looks even more gonzo than we might have dreamed/feared.
Take a look:But our depravity doesn’t stop at turning children’s characters into merciless murderers—oh no. Because, unfortunately, our main takeaway from watching the trailer?
Christopher Robin is pretty cute!Is it so wrong to be thirsting after him now that he’s all grown up in Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood And Honey?From the looks of it, all is not well when Robin and his new girlfriend return to his childhood happy place—they might even be Pooh and Piglet’s first victims.