Gays reveals all they want for Christmas (not including “you”)
has been defrosted, and her holiday anthem “All I Want for Christmas Is You” is inescapable on radio waves and at shopping centers everywhere.But if you’re not one of Mariah’s faithful lambs, you might be wishing by this point in the season that we can all go back to the days of “All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth.”Subscribe to our newsletter for a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.Good thing there are plenty of alternate takes on the No.
1 hit. Have you heard out country star Steve Grand’s cover of the song? StanChris’ “All I Want for Christmas is Dudes”? Trixie Mattel’s “All I Want for Christmas Is Nudes”?And Bluesky and X users have been riffing on the format, too, revealing their simple Christmas lists. Here are some highlights, many of which had us ho-ho-hoing.all i want for christmas is a heartstopper season 4 renewal pic.twitter.com/xIlookncwdAll I want for Christmas is ….
A caniac combo no slaw extra toast[image or embed]All I want for Christmas is for someone to come and crack my back.all i want for christmas is the tension in my shoulders to go away tbhall I want for christmas is to spontaneously become independently wealthy to a degree that i never have to have a job againall i want for christmas is a goddamn jobDear Santa: All I want for Christmas is for the Oxford comma to get the respect it so rightly deserves.With Mariah Carey’s presence looming large over Matt Rogers’ hilarious new holiday special, the comedian shares what he really wants for Christmas.All I want for Christmas is a big piece of @Boomer_Banks ??
pic.twitter.com/M9bzou4FIyAll i want for Christmas is a twink boyfriend and a hot milf mommy to own us.[image or embed]All I want for Christmas is to find more people who like sweet & spicy gay romance.
