If you’re looking for “meet cutes,” best keep it moving. Gay guys have been recounting their worst-ever dates online, and their stories are enough to convince anyone into a life of confirmed bachelordom.
Here are these tales of dates gone horribly awry, edited for readability.“Went to a ‘fifth and a friend’ party with a guy I had gone on a couple dates with.
We drank way too much, stumbled back to his apartment, and spent about an hour zip-tied to one another, throwing up over the same toilet.
The night peaked when he slipped and pressed his bidet and sprayed me in the face. Dated for a few more months after that. Nice guy.”Related: Gay guys share their dating app horror stories“Went out with a guy, and all he did was talk about himself.