I survived Snowmaggedon Hello nurse! As I sit down to write this, we have just survived the Snowmaggedon 2021, or the Snowpocalypse — whatever you wanna call it, it was a pain in the ass.
Between my gas bill, my water bill and the jacked-way-up price of the little electricity we got, next month’s bills are going to ass rape me with no lube.
And not in the good way. We actually had it way better than most people; we only lost power for about 60 hours. Luckily, my sweet husband installed a gas fireplace about eight years ago, and it was a lifesaver.
Those of you without even a gas stove, I don’t know how you did it. I’m not sure how cold a witch’s tit is, exactly, but I think it was close.