The time of my life Hello and Happy Halloween to all of you spooky and beautiful people. I hope you are all in the spirit of the holiday … you know, all creepy and shit, taking every chance you get to scare the bejesus out of someone you love or — even better — someone you know is easy to scare.
I am, apparently, a hard person to scare. Every once in a while, someone will make me jump a little with a jump scare, but they never get a huge reaction out of me.
Nayda Montana, a lil’ baby drag queen, has an impression she does of me where she acts like someone scares her, and all she does is say, “Mutherfucker!” It’s pretty dead on.
October has to be my favorite month by far. My husband’s birthday is at the beginning of October, so we usually go on vacation to celebrate.