Gay man drafts fantasy football team based on looks & who he’d like to dominate his league
pic.twitter.com/yiLwcGML6qThere’s an old adage in sports: sometimes the best trades are the ones you don’t make. In this case, the axiom also applies to our football-loving gay’s fantasy draft.Though Jimmy Garoppolo might be the hottest QB in the league–he’s a handsome Italian stud with dark features to match–he’s a marginal player at this point in his career.
The 32-year-old is oft-injured and ineffective, ending last season on the bench. He enters the season as backup QB for the Los Angeles Rams, which seems to be the perfect spot for him.
His chiseled features get to listen in the Southern California sunshine, while his noodle arms takes a rest. (Sorry, Jimmy G, we love you!)A post shared by Jimmy Garoppolo (@jimmypolo10)A post shared by Jimmy Garoppolo (@jimmypolo10)The next two pass-throwers on the list–Jalen Hurts and Joe Burrow–are studs on and off the field.
Hurts is a dynamic young star for the Philadelphia Eagles, who’s just as likely to toss a 50-yard Hail Mary as twist defenders’ ankles on his way to the end zone.
