Gay Twitter™ is obsessed with Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski crash trial & we hope Ryan Murphy is taking notes
he actually crashed into her, and is counter-suing for $1 plus the cost of her legal fees.The details only get messier from there.
Somewhere, Ryan Murphy is already thinking of how to make this whole thing into a Netflix series.The 50-year-old actress took the stand Friday and acted like a stoic ice queen, calmly telling the opposing attorney she’s just “telling her the truth of what actually happened.”It’s all she can do.Seriously…iconic.gwyneth paltrow ski trial is true crime yassified for gay men pic.twitter.com/2j22FmzBOYonly Gwyneth Paltrow could pivot from half the internet being furious about her diet of bone broth and coffee, to allegedly skiing into someone and giving them a brain injury… and somehow come out of it looking iconic pic.twitter.com/udExzvvvHwMeanwhile, Sanderson says the longtime actress collided into him from behind, slamming her poles into his shoulder blades. “Serious, serious smack.
I’ve never been hit that hard,” he said on the stand Monday, via CBS News. He says he went “flying,” and let out a “blood-curdling scream.” “I’m like living another life now,” he said.Sanderson also says he suffered four broken ribs and a concussion.
He can’t ski anymore.Sad story. But don’t forget: Paltrow is suffering, too.She lost half a day of skiing!Mother.like I know Mike White is setting White Lotus s3 in Southeast Asia, but he has to be taking notes …pic.twitter.com/SxX4MamNEvgwyneth paltrow ski accident was a long term psyop by goop to boost her personal brand by getting gay guys to post thousands of images and videos of her mothering down in court across every social platformPaltrow isn’t necessarily becoming a yassified icon for her responses on the stand; but rather, for the vibe she’s giving off.
