How many outfits is too many outfits for a trip to Fire Island? The gays debate.
Fire Island is anything but casual… unless it says so in the itinerary! A person named “Alex Mirov” recently shared a printed, detailed outfit rundown he found in the closet of his Pines rental.
It appears that one of the previous occupants planned every ensemble he would wear during his weekend stay, right down to his (no show) socks for tea dance. “The previous people in our FIP house left this in the closet fjfjwhjfksks,” he posted.Subscribe to our newsletter for a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.Naturally, the document sparked debate about the author’s intentions.
Is this man really toxic, or just really organized? The previous people in our FIP house left this in the closet fjfjwhjfksks pic.twitter.com/lh3xqhe7JkThe first lines that jump out are declarations about “chill” beach and pool days, followed by instructions to wear specific accessories such as “silver aviators” and a “black bracelet.” Our Type-A King leaves nothing to chance!“We love a planner!,” someone replied. “Most basic gay that ever gayed on fire island,” somebody else countered.
Indeed, the pre-planned outfits–neon green tank top, rugby penny, red speedo–indicate the reveler in question is trying to embody a certain, basic gay aesthetic.
