Ted Cruz shares his thoughts on what women want in bed and the internet has thoughts
Marjorie Taylor Greene, Roseanne Barr, Donald Trump Jr, and Alina Habba, a lawyer for Trump Sr. Yep, it really was the cream of the MAGA crop.
Cruz took the stage yesterday in Nashville, Tennessee. At one point in his speech, he attempted to mock the anger felt by many on the left.
He said they were always “p*ssed.”Subscribe to our daily newsletter for a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.“By the way, if you were a Liberal woman, and you had to sleep with those weenies, you’d be p*ssed too.”Ted Cruz says liberal women are unhappy and pissed off all the time because liberal men don’t satisfy them in bed.
pic.twitter.com/Som7PPLrpKFor many, the comments conjured images in their mind they did not welcome.Sure.What ALL women want is Ted Cruz’s beady-eyed slow-Ewok face two inches from theirs, twisted up in hedgehog ecstasy as he ruts like a rusty piston for two minutes before shouting Trump’s name and landing next to them in a sweaty shame ball.Yes of course, the public booger eating, mom jeaned, jowl merkin’d & mulleted Dollar Store Wolverine Cosplayer with the penis proboscis knows better than anyone how to satisfy a woman in bed.All these years practicing on Donald Trump haven’t been in vain after all.
