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COCKTAILS & COCKTALK (WORK UNFRIENDLY): A slew of guys jacked off on an NYC subway. I know people love public sex and exhibitionism, but when I see stuff like this — or those Insta models rubbing their boners on stuffed animals in stores, or walking naked through a store — I always wonder what the difference is between them and a garden-variety sexual predator who is arrested?
Better-looking? I don't feel passionately about it (ironically), but are parents supposed to be like 'k 'k about this? If a man is JO'ing when you enter the subway, are you supposed to laugh and MYOB?