How to Make an American Quilt, starred alongside Tom Hanks as the self-absorbed lead singer of a fictional pop band in That Thing You Do!, and even graced the cover of Vanity Fair’s 1996 heartthrob-focused Hollywood issue next to Will Smith, Leo DiCaprio and David Arquette.LGBTQ+ movie fans may remember Schaech best from his bisexual romp in Gregg Araki’s 1995 queer classic The Doom Generation, in which he played a drifter that partakes in wild shenanigans with Rose McGowan and Donnie Darko‘s James Duval.Sign up for the Queerty newsletter to get your fix of heartthrobs with a side of the hottest queer news and culture.While he’s continued a thriving acting career in the decades since, Schaech has maintained a lower profile as he’s starred in a slew of direct-to-video films (Road House 2, anyone?) and had recurring parts on TV shows like The Client List and Legends of Tomorrow.However, this week everyone took notice of his, erm, body of work.Schaech stopped every online gay’s social media scroll cold in its tracks with his latest fitness update.Rocking a pair of black framed glasses, Schaech flaunted his extremely buff, smooth and golden tanned physique while taking up a Marvel pose.
Super Daddy!It’s giving Clark Kent.54 years old? Who is this guy? https://t.co/opDANlfRWd pic.twitter.com/nuB1SDN3OjAnd just in case anyone was wondering, the stealth Adonis captioned the image, “54 years old?
Who is this guy?” and included a link to his IMDB page.Not only is he very easy on the eyes, but he’s his publicist’s dream!As you could imagine, the gays were quick to share their thirsty reactions..