I’d bottom for Megan Thee Stallion. I’m not sure if the chart-topping rapper’s kinks stretch to those limits, but my current celebrity fantasy is the two of us being alone and hearing her whisper, “Bend that ass over, bae.” While she brags about her “wet ass pussy” during her latest verse on Cardi B’s “W.A.P.,” there’s a virility in Megan’s demeanor and rhymes that makes my gay ass horny.
My daydreams may be a little twisted, but Ms. Stallion — who was also a judge on HBO’s ballroom reality show, “Legendary” — is among a wave of rappers washing away long-held understandings of female sexuality.
It’s fascinating how a musical genre whose DNA courses with sexism and the degradation of women has yielded a coven of priestesses who preach