Meet Girthmaster, the internet’s new, uh, gifted boyfriend whose name speaks for itself
Subscribe to our newsletter for a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.After being asked what he does for work, he revealed that he’s in “the top 0.1% of creators on the platform worldwide” and earns between “$40,000 and $80,000 a month.” The interview has been viewed over 104 million times.And reader, let me tell you, he definitely has the goods to back it up.80K a month on OF?!
Damn ?? pic.twitter.com/sjPvmnlrmGWhile the adorable himbo’s social media account is beyond NSFW and even his PG-friendly Instagram is blocked, he’s been blessed with a reported “eight-inch-long, seven-inch-circumferenced” member.
No, but really! Even Cardi B couldn’t help but weigh in on his mind-shattering size. Though writer Ashley Reese perhaps put it best when she tweeted, “Holy sh*t it is quite literally the size of a bottle of wine.” He also seems to be friends with Lana Del Rey‘s ex Jack Donoghue?!
But that’s beside the point.According to Pornhub, searches for @girthmasterr “skyrocketed 1255%” after the post. So obviously, Gay Twitter X™ –– and anyone with eyeballs on the internet –– reacted as chaotically as you’d expect.pic.twitter.com/i5R644IIiywould you settle for a girth apprenticeWhile the gays on X were going wild for Girthmasterr, I couldn't help but wonder…when would I find my Girthmasterr?
