Mike Pence walked into a Dunkin’ Donuts & everything went downhill from there
Mike Pence prepares for his futile presidential run, the gay-hating former VP is on a hopeless mission to rebrand himself. The first step is convincing people he’s an actual human being, and not just some bizarre socially conservative cyborg from the Reagan era.
To the surprise of, frankly, no one, it’s not going well!On Wednesday, Pence posted a picture of himself placing his order at Dunkin’ Donuts, the largest franchised coffee chain in the country.“I heard New Hampshire and America run on @dunkindonuts, had to check it out for myself,” he tweeted, complete with an American flag emoji.I heard New Hampshire and America run on @dunkindonuts, had to check it out for myself ??
pic.twitter.com/5M1lc0zQprThat seems like a good tweet! Pence wants to show he’s normal, and normal people drink coffee and eat donuts.But here’s the problem: normal people don’t act like Dunkin’ Donuts is some hidden New England delicacy.
There are over 8,500 Dunkin’ Donuts locations across 41 states, and more than 11,300 worldwide. Not to mention, they sell Dunkin’ Donuts branded coffee beans, canned beverages, and even jelly beans in grocery stores and gas stations literally everywhere.All that being said, it’s fair to assume that most Americans know about Dunkin’ Donuts, and have visited one, too!
