Shhh! Gay people are confessing all the “secrets” straight people don’t know about them
Facebook has 3.7 million followers.In two recent postings, the account asked the same question: “What are some “gay secrets” straight people don’t know?” Subscribe to our daily newsletter for a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.Thousands of replies poured in.On the satirical side, one replying that, “God loves us the most, don’t tell” earned over 5K likes.Another revealed, “We really truly do know each other, all of us.” (That will be gratifying to the straight folk who ask us “Do you know my friend?
He’s gay, too!”)Another person quipped, “Brunch is the best church,” while someone else said, “They know where to get the best ‘Cosmo’.”Many others suggested gay people were great for shopping and fashion advice.
Someone confirmed what we’ve known all along: “We have an agenda, and it’s Tacos.”One gay guy spilled, “It really is more comfortable to sit this way.”On the more serious side, someone said, “We’re normal people just stumbling through our lives no different than anyone else!” (2.4K likes).A parent suggested another “secret”: “That straight parents can be your fiercest allies and most vocal supporters.
