The “intimacy blanket” market is apparently booming but, like, why???
The Love Blanket™, an “intimacy blanket” that protects your bed from, ahem, whatever messes might occur during sexy time with your partner(s).Seriously, we keep getting these ads.
The Love Blanket™ and it’s many dupes, like the Protection Blanket and the Splash Blanket, seem to have taken over our social media feeds.
Clearly, we clicked on something (we can’t imagine what!) that made our algorithms think we’ve only got one thing on our minds.
And we’re not the only ones!Subscribe to our newsletter for a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.According the company’s website, The Love Blanket™ is 100% waterproof, “cozy and romantic,” sustainably made, easy to clean, and comes in five different colors–black, grey, cream, pink, and… brown?!“More than just a blanket, it guarantees stress-free intimate times,” the website states. “Spills?
