This hunky TikToker just can’t find pants that fit, and we hope he never does
Instagram, TikTok, and — yes — OnlyFans. Martin’s what SZA would call a big boy, standing at 6’4” and weighing in at around 250 pounds.
On March 24, he posted a cry for help to TikTok.“My name is Austin, and I have never been able to find pants that fit me right,” he says before backing up to show the camera his physique. “I have pretty big legs, I’ve got a pretty big behind, and it’s just never worked out for me.” He complains that pants are always either too baggy or too tight, showing the camera both extremes as he jumps to get into his jeans.Episode 1 of my journey to finding pants that fit.
My allergies are out of controlImmediately, the comments section proved that this series was half about Martin finding the perfect fit, and half about the moments where he’s wearing no pants at all.
Commenters wrote, “I identify as pants,” “Tight ones are just fine,” “Try me on,” and “Cake is my favorite food.” Clearly, Martin didn’t mind, and the series began in earnest.
