me: ah... *places it gingerly on the ground* no thank youA straight at work said to me “it’s not fair, it’s so easy for you gays to hook up”, as if we haven’t spent centuries meeting up in sewers at 2 AM to avoid getting murdered by heterosexualslike, once you’ve figured out you’re gay, each year you level up to a gayer version of yourselfhonestly as a lesbian at this point I'm starting to get concerned that someone's gonna come along and tell me *I* haven't been renewed for another season eitherto all the girls i've loved before but never told because i wasn't sure if they were gay or just straight and playfully flirtySure I may have been “assigned female” at birth or whatever, but in school I was often “assigned homework” and I was bad at that tooin every queer relationship, there is a docs and a crocs.