King Charles: The Boy Who Walked Alone. But I had an inkling that I wasn’t going to like what I saw. That inkling proved shockingly correct, since I think we can all agree that when it comes to public figures you just really want to root for, Charles is fairly low on the list.
Still, the Royal Family press machine is trying like hell to make the nation, and the world, excited about this man taking on the by now utterly meaningless title of King of England, so they rushed out a doc.
But not just any documentary: it’s a 90-minute film in which the phrase “stiff upper lip” is uttered enough to constitute a drinking game.
I watched the entire thing and gathered my takeaways. Brace yourself.Before Camilla Parker-Bowles, before Diana, young Charles was apparently—and I know this is hard to believe—quite the ladies’ man.