Postmates Announced They Were Creating A Bottom-Friendly Menu For Pride, And People Had A Lot Of Funny Thoughts On That
postmates WHAT IS THIS?Nobody: Postmates:babe are you ok? youve barely touched you're bottom friendly ice cubes from postmates https://t.co/61MKYN6ZmEi’m suing postmates if i paint after eating from this menu@Postmates @drevangoldstein @smartthrob Postmates marketing team:the bottom friendly menu: -iced coffee -iced latte -cold brewpostmates just emailed me a “bottom-friendly” menu and its all iced coffee im- contacting my lawyer nowy’all making fun of the bottom menu on postmates meanwhile 2 months ago we’re like “i’m partnering with hey mistr to get your prep delivered to your door!” like baby open your eyes… you’re the postmates driver!the postmates bottom friendly menu:Bottom-friendly menu?
Criterion did it first.@Postmates @drevangoldstein @smartthrob Honestly, this is the level of Pride other corps should strive for.
If you’re not literally helping us have sex, can you really call yourself an ally?.@Postmates really just saidPride Marketing 2012: Lets add a rainbow!
Pride Marketing 2022: Are you a top or a bottom? https://t.co/cSKZr37Gyn@Postmates @drevangoldstein @smartthrob an eggplant in leather?
