rude caged awakening! There’s a viral video going around TikTok of straight influencers (straight-fluencers? ew) encouraging their followers to “lock in” this October.
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It’s ‘Locktober.’ You know what that means. It’s time to lock in,” says some goofball with a backwards hat. #GymTok #creatine #locktober The next clueless hetero, who’s eating his “LAST MEAL” before “LOCKTOBER,” announces the date is September 31… a day that does not exist. “Today is September 31.
Tomorrow starts ‘Locktober,'” he warns. Take out the lock and throw away the key. These boys deserve to be stripped of their excesses.