Joe Biden in the White House. The proof is in the Dark Brandon meme. Just like we drew it up. pic.twitter.com/9NBvc5nVZESubscribe to our daily newsletter for a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.For the blissfully unaware, homophobes were outraged when the Chiefs earned another trip to the Super Bowl, largely because of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift’s relationship.
You see, Kelce, one of the greatest tight ends to ever play, is MAGA’s least favorite NFL star. The nine-time Pro Bowler starred in commercials for Pfizer and Anheuser-Busch last year, which apparently makes him Che Guevara.
Beer and vaccines are notorious left-wing causes, after all… With Swift appearing on screen for an average of 35 seconds per game (though it was more Sunday), outraged right-wingers conjured up absurd conspiracies about her presence at NFL games.
One of the prevailing theories was that Swift secretly works for the CIA, and was sent to brainwash Americans on behalf of the surveillance state to re-elect Biden.Or something like that.