What do you do when you desperately need a lawyer but you’re an alleged career criminal/disgraced, twice-impeached ex-president facing multiple lawsuits and a potential federal investigation and you’ve burned every damn bridge imaginable?That’s the dilemma Donald Trump is currently facing.It’s been a little over a week since the FBI searched Mar-a-Lago and reportedly removed 11 boxes of highly classified documents that were being illegally stored in a padlocked room in the basement, and the ex-president can’t find a single good lawyer to help him out.Hell, he can’t even find a decent one.Related: The dude who doxxed FBI agents after Mar-A-Lago raid… just got doxxed“Everyone is saying no,” an anonymous source tells the Washington Post.Another source adds that representing Trump would be way too difficult, pointing to his behavior in White House, specifically during the Mueller investigation, when he would constantly rage tweet from the Oval Office against his legal team’s advice.Several others described him as a nightmare client and said they would be concerned about whether he’d pay them for their work or just hang them out to dry like he did with Rudy. (Giuliani, that is.)Trump reportedly didn’t pay Giuliani the hundreds of thousands of dollars he owed him for trying to overturn the 2020 election, resulting in the ex-mayor having to lay off several members of his personal entourage and resort to recording Cameo videos and appearing on the Masked Singer to pay for his own mounting legal expenses.Related: Rudy Giuliani is broke, laying off staff left and right, scrambling for cashSo, who does the ex-president have on retainer, you ask?Well, he’s currently being represented by Alina Habba, a New Jersey parking garage.