told the Daily Mail the U.S. could revise its alcohol guidelines in 2025 to be more in line with Canada, which recently suggested the two drinks per week threshold. “I mean, they’re not going to go up, I’m pretty sure,” he said. “So, if [alcohol consumption guidelines] go in any direction, it would be toward Canada.”This admission has sparked a whole new round of beer discourse (yay)!, with conservatives trying to make it seem as if Joe Biden will soon order Americans to cut down their alcohol consumption.
Never one to miss a chance to humiliate himself, Cruz railed against the Biden Administration during his TV appearance on second-rate Fox, coming off like a complete doofus.
First, he claimed Democrats are trying to “go after” ceiling fans. That’s right: Joe Biden is supposedly so evil, he wants his constituents to wilt under the heat!“They’re trying to go after and regulate ceiling fans.
Let me tell you: it’s hot in Texas. We don’t want to get rid of our ceiling fans,” declared Cruz.Of course, there’s no evidence that Biden is planning on attacking the ceiling fan industry.