Thirsty fans describe all the things they’d let Chris Hemsworth do to them
Chris Hemsworth fans have likely cleared their schedules this weekend for the release of Netflix’s Extraction 2, a follow-up to 2020’s Extraction.In the sequel, Hemsworth returns as black ops mercenary Tyler Rake.“Back from the brink of death, highly skilled commando Tyler Rake takes on another dangerous mission: saving the imprisoned family of a ruthless gangster.”And we’re sure Hemsworth’s many admirers want him to use his “skills” on them!Of course, there’s no evidence that the 39-year-old plays for our team—aside from the power-bottom energy he exuded while puckering up with a very lucky quokka a few years ago. (At least he’s an ally, having urged his fellow Australians to vote in favor of same-sex marriage in 2017.)Nevertheless, fans of varying genders and sexualities have been drooling over Hemsworth for years, especially after that incredible display of skin in last year’s Thor: Love and Thunder.Take the thirst tweets below—in which Twitter users explain, in NSFW detail, what exactly they’d let Hemsworth and his Marvel-ous muscles do to them.I would let Chris Hemsworth fold me like a lawn chair, send tweet.
pic.twitter.com/kTTmhMNw0a— Eamon Fossi (@HeadPsychicSBPD) June 2, 2021I would let Chris Hemsworth demolish me— BurryNews Burner (@burrynewsburner) April 6, 2023I would let Chris Hemsworth crack me like a glowstick— weird bean (@alices_waffle) August 17, 2022I would let Chris Hemsworth dry hump my entire body— Bec? (@becbrightx) November 17, 2013I would let Chris Hemsworth wear me like a glove!
pic.twitter.com/xByhgWZaJr— Andrew // (@And92rew) November 11, 2017I’ve said it a lot but I’ll say it again. I’d let Chris Hemsworth touch it.— Mike….? (@miketheseximexi) October 18, 2018I won't say which side of the.
