This ’70s Old Spice commercial with shirtless NFL legend Larry Csonka is making us perspire
juuuust right. Consider him the macho, sweaty version of Goldilocks! Subscribe to our newsletter for a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.Finally, after years of trial and error, Csonka found the Old Spice stick.
He was so relieved, he wrote a special ode to the product:Use the roll on, all sticky and wet.Spray your under arms, what a fog you’ll getSo give me the stick.Old Spice deodorant stick.It goes right to the spot, all winter foggy it is not.It guards against odors, the whole day long.With Old Spice freshness, you cannot go wrong.So goodbye roll on, so long spray.Old Spice stick.
It’s the only way.Touching and convincing!!As one of the most physical backs of his time, Csonka almost certainly broke a sweat on the gridiron… especially in the South Florida heat!
The Pro Football Hall of Famer is so tough, legend says he broke his nose 10 times, and never exited a game. Along with Mercury Morris, Csonka became part of the first 1,000-yard rushing duo in NFL history.
