29 Jokes About Being A Queer Girlie That'll Make You Laugh, Then Cry
To all you bisexual women in relationships with men during mardi gras weekend, pls remember that you're just as queer as all those other bitches and you're welcome to prove it by making out with me.being gay is exhausting im tired of watching 6 seasons of a show for one lesbian kissfor an impartial mardi gras host there needs to be one host wearing grey cargo shorts and a polo shirt, who looks really uncomfortable and keeps talking about their wife, and they cannot be a lesbian https://t.co/aiAm4SmQOLto the girlies who grew up fixated on these specific characters, how is it being gay now?every time i go thrift shopping in newtown i have to do my affirmation that a hot mullet lesbian employee won’t convince me to buy a $40+ piece of clothingJust a reminder that they could’ve been our Australian Idol hostshow the fuck am i supposed to find a tv show that will make me feel as well represented as killing eve did.
and i don't mean only as a lesbian, but also as a rude, selfish, obsessive, annoying, terrible human beingI cannot believe I failed to plan an outfit for one of the few weekends a year in which you can be half naked and extremely sexy in public without fear of criticismbi women be juggling 5 men but throwing up tryna ask a girl how her day wasSpending Mardi Gras as a true mentally ill bisexual (at home drinking CBD oil and watching Kim Cattrall scatting on repeat)Penny Wong did the thing, Hannah Gadsby, my woman kingSome people think bisexuality is a 50/50 split between your attraction to men and women but for me it personally means I am resentfully attracted to men and terrified of womenThe best part about gay dating is that gay girls absolutely 100% want to hear how your cat is doingLydia Tár is not real but she.
