Gay guys share the funniest things that have happened mid-hookup
posted recently on the AskGayMen subreddit—there were plenty of stories about people falling off beds (and even out of windows), uninvited third parties barging in (and sometimes joining in), and pets making things uncomfortable.But there were also stories of hidden hair weaves, surprising orgasmic exclamations, and various musical interruptions—including a piano interlude. Here are some highlights from those lowlights:“Probably the funniest thing I’ve had happen was this guy who made a yodeling sound when he came!”“I was edging him, and when a car honked outside, it startled him into an orgasm.”“The first time my ex bottomed for me, he had been struggling to get it in for, like, five minutes since he was so tight and I am quite thick. … He said, ‘My mom was right, I should’ve been straight,’ which made it hurt more as I laughed.”“After he came, he high-fived me and just left.
So I was really confused and couldn’t stop laughing.”“His jeans made his legs blue, so when I took his pants off, I said, ‘You’re blue!’”“Not quite during, but at some point between f*cking and waking up the next morning, his corgi ate a hole in my jock’s crotch and only the crotch.
Apparently wasn’t the first time it happened, lol.”“I accidentally twerked instead of humping my boyfriend.”And they oop!“Was with a guy who laughed when he comes… except he didn’t tell me.
He was inside me and laughing hysterically. I was like, WTF?”“I was going at it with this guy who had a lot of pet reptiles in his room.
