Paul Mescal who? Chris Pine is our new short shorts king & vows never to give up his 5″ inseam
reigning short shorts king.While it’s been the norm for gays to rock 5″ inseams or less for years, recently the heteros have taken to showing their allyship by flexing their thicc thigh pride.
Mescal has been leading the leggy charge with other quadricep-baring aficionados like Milo Ventimiglia, Jake Gyllenhaal, The Rock, and Cristiano Ronaldo following close behind.It should be noted that most mainstream media outlets seem to deem any pair of shorts on a male-identifying celebrity that are above the knee as “short shorts.” So while gays may not consider certain lengths to be all that out of the ordinary, the straights are very animated by the thought of men unabashedly flashing their gams in fitted half-pants!Complicating matters, some gays feel short shorts have already become too popular among breeders that they’ve moved on to wearing giant shorts again.
Keep up, y’all!But we digress.Last month, Star Trek hunk Chris Pine got caught up in the thigh-high whirlwind after he went viral for leaving a morning workout class putting on a leggy display in a pair of white short shorts.
He boldly went where no man many gay men have gone before.A post shared by Just Jared (@justjared)While there was much shock and awe over Pine’s “daring” ensemble, or lack there of, it wasn’t the first time the 43-year-old stepped out flaunting his man hams.Turns out, he’s been serving hot quad energy for years!chris pine’s selection of shorts is the only good thing to come out of 2020 pic.twitter.com/70trjJIwgKOn Monday, Pine was in the midst of promoting his new film Wish when he got questioned about his skimpy sartorial choices and was tasked with “defending” his penchant for “short shorts.”But Pine was undeterred and had no shame about his slutty shorts game.“I don’t think there is anything to defend,” the Dungeons & Dragons star told E!
