23 Funny Tweets Only Sapphics Will Understand
being sapphic is so exhausting i just watched 5 seasons of a show for one lesbian kissthis is just what being 17 and gay is like pic.twitter.com/Mfa6ncy2M1Queer women will guess your zodiac sign in 0.2 seconds but can’t guess if you’re flirting with themthe lesbian agenda pic.twitter.com/c7ark9SoS5happy pride month here’s the butch bear pic.twitter.com/at50KmDlHmthe ultimatum queer love is so sick bc they know damn well lesbians can fall in love with strangers in 3 weeksmy gf send me flowers and my roomate said “what’s the occasion” let’s have a moment of silence for straight girlsyou know your fav character is good when theyre hated and misunderstood by half of the fandom but loved and cherished by lesbiansevery sapphic i know has had an intense, visceral, borderline homoerotic friendship with a girl that ended either very badly or very abruptly & changed the entire trajectory of their lives.
what’s up with thatgiving your queer friend rainbow merch is not the right way to celebrate pride. celebrate pride by giving your queer friend a sword and a vendettaI love that Michelle Yeoh told women “never let anyone tell you that you’re past your prime” but I honestly think if more actresses over 50 knew how wildly popular they were on sapphic thirst Twitter they would realize that concept does not exist herehappy pride month to everyone that survived a lesbian situationshipBehind every hot girl there’s a deep history with clairoIf you wore these as a kid, you’re a lesbian now https://t.co/lskgU0aUgXGays: He lives like 40mins away.
It’ll never work.Lesbians: pic.twitter.com/7ZyRd2A0VkPOV: you’re watching the ultimatum: queer love pic.twitter.com/fCvAhNRRo0the gay boy and lesbian best friend that everyone thinks are dating.
