Drag Race, the ability to quote your favorite pop diva on command, and salivating over the first average-looking man available.
But struggling to read may be the biggest symptom of all. As gay people, we just have a different way of speaking, okurrr? And somebody on Gay Twitter™ came up with the perfect test case.While strolling through a shopping mall in France (we like this already), one inquisitive queer posted an image of a store window with the following challenge: How to tell if you have gay brain:You read this as "it's giving season" instead of "it's giving season."If you understand the distinction between the two identical sentences you may be eligible for compensation pic.twitter.com/FaH239qSptIt’s giving… we’ve been caught red-handed!A straightforward reading of the slogan, “it’s giving season,” leads one to infer the holidays are upon us.
After all, the holidays are all about giving, right?But that slogan is also giving us something else. It’s giving… lights! It’s giving… festive extravaganza!
It’s giving… unwrapping presents under the Christmas tree!It’s giving… season! Do you notice the difference?Please add me to the class action.