pic.twitter.com/4gqcM1PpPIBefore we go further, it’s important to clarify that context matters. We don’t know whether the “mustached 6” was at the inauguration on his own volition, or under orders.
The former would make him entirely unsexy, while the latter would make him… Fine. Just… fine. Because that’s what he is! Still, he managed to attract his share of online admirers.
Lord help me…The mustache sealed the deal.He's gorgeousAs mentioned previously, our armed average service member includes multiple traits that gay men are seemingly predisposed to desire.
We can start with his mustache, the most gay-coded piece of facial hair… even if it’s worn by someone who’s clearly not. In fact, that often makes the mustache even hotter.