I Can't Stop Laughing At The 56 Things These People Actually Posted On The Internet This Month

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pic.twitter.com/Ci622rcYvXjoan of arc was only 19 when they burned her alive… she should’ve been at the clubthe one time i tried to go on a thanksgiving cousin walk nobody would smoke with me so i finished a joint by myself and got so paranoid that i went back inside and told my mother that i was so sorry for what me being born did to her lifepic.twitter.com/7kdLU2KJicmy eyebrow piercing fell out and my mom looked up to the sky and thanked jesus im so mad rnHow do I politely ask my boyfriend to stop saying our dog “ain’t no diva”I hate it here pic.twitter.com/6y3xuMGN5ume after coughing my lungs out from a fat hit pic.twitter.com/m2G6VpvMiRthis is how it feels to redownload hinge btw pic.twitter.com/Noy9QBoQHXGoing to somebody else’s family’s thanksgiving and just doing this the whole time pic.twitter.com/CQLF2TYFIhMe refusing to leave his house in the middle of the night.

I’ll leave in the morning like a lady. pic.twitter.com/1VIBMCEhUWone time i panicked and said “p for prostitution” https://t.co/5YT1cs2e75Y’all not tired of eating like Pit bulls?

https://t.co/NjRvhEHtXbI love that Hinge’s slogan is “designed to be deleted.” Right you are, Hinge!! It was perfectly designed to make me feel so demoralized, so utterly hopeless, so ego-shattered that in order to save my own life I have no choice but to banish it from my phone foreverThanksgiving is at my place this year and my mother came over to cook.

I ran to the store for her, and when I came back she said “I was just about to call you to buy a turkey baster, but I found one under the sink” tell me why she was using MY DOUCHE !