Ask Howard • 03-15-24
Spring weather is springing Hooray! Official springtime begins next week — March 19 — and maybe, at last, it’ll even rain in west Texas, hopefully dampening down what has now become the largest wildfire in American history.
Perhaps, too, the Amazon basin’s third 100-year drought in a row will also end despite nary a drop having fallen upon a single jungle leaf so far this year.
And maybe enough precipitation shall return to the Panama Canal to render it fully functional again, as well, or enough that the oceans’ Thermal Conveyor isn’t really showing every sign of imminent catastrophic collapse due to too much fresh water cascading from Greenland’s hypersonic meltdown.
And perhaps even our weather here in Dallas — which has now been mimicking June ever since February — is, you know, only a fluke?
