The Whole Festival, billed as a multi-day celebration of queer euphoria, was held over the weekend outside of Berlin. The three-day event included camping, workshops, art installations and performances from dozens of German and international DJs.
That sounds pretty awesome; and indeed, it seems as if many attendees enjoyed themselves. But unfortunately, not everything went according to plan.
The douching station crapped out! What a bummer.As a pilot experiment, organizers set up a special area in which revelers could properly prep themselves for sex.
For five euros per visit, partygoers were given a douching attachment for the shower head, and the instructed to clean the shower stall thoroughly before returning the attachment to staff members for proper disinfection… whatever that means. “Please help to keep this service nice and clean,” the advertisement read. “We don’t want to create a s***** situation for the staff helping out with this.”File this one under: ideas that seem better hypothetically than in reality.