The infamous “Disneyland Streaker” has some gays feeling kind of hot –– are y’all OK?!
pic.twitter.com/AeP7fiuvwIThe man (whose name has yet to be released by the Anaheim Police Department) was booked for “indecent exposure and being under the influence of a controlled substance,” according to KTLA.News of the so-called “Disneyland Streaker” quickly went viral.
The original censored photo, posted on X by @AshleyEsqueda, has received over 4.4 million views.Apparently, the parkgoers were delayed for at least an hour while security dealt with the disturbing guest. (God, we hope they at least turned off that grating soundtrack.)Other confused riders captured footage of the man taking himself on a shirtless tour through the animatronics as they waited.
And it is weird.Watch.Someone got real weird on It’s A Small World at Disneyland today pic.twitter.com/ff0Zswii4iFittingly, the streaker’s trippy journey ended with him being frogmarched by four security guards.To be clear: public indecency and inappropriate drug use, especially at a theme park geared towards families and at a ride filled with singing children, is not OK.
But despite the circumstances, some social media gays couldn’t help themselves from thirsting over the Small World Streaker’s gay otter-esque build and flagrant display of shirtlessness. (This is why we can’t have nice things!)Yes, its true, the Small World Streaker Has Defined Cum Gutters https://t.co/dkNRYAHd1tOkay but if I can just say something without getting yelled at https://t.co/mGYYXigyzYcan we all agree on one thing real quick?? ?
