Meet Friedrich Wilhelm von Steuben, the Prussian military officer who hosted all-male Christmas kikis in his tent at Valley Forge
What?!?If you thought that this bit of historical fiction was the beginning of an Active Duty video, you’re not far off. There was, in fact, a Revolutionary War general who hosted all-male pantsless kikis in his tent that led to, well, we can’t publish it here, but suffice it to say that they were basically Active Duty videos.
But who is this fabulously horny colonial-era military man, you ask? Why, none other than the *takes breath* Friedrich Wilhelm August Heinrich Ferdinand von Steuben, or Bad Baron for short.
I’ll be talking about him today because it’s the holiday season and I’ve always been a giver. Plus, he acted as a much-needed Christmas present for America’s 18th century troops after their long, hard winter in Valley Forge.
Quick refresher: Valley Forge was the Continental Army encampment in Pennsylvania where Colonial troops rode out the winter of 1777 and 1778 in an attempt to regroup.
