In her column DYKE DRAMA, GT’s own “sapphic Carrie Bradshaw” explores the delicious allure of dating someone abroad (and with no IG mutuals).
WORDS ANYA SCHULMAN COVER IMAGE ‘THE LADY OF SHALLOT’ (1888) BY JOHN WILLIAM WATERHOUSE Did you miss me?
Because I missed us. We had a summer hiatus and now I’m coming to you after the last weekend in August, a little sunburnt with bruised knees from a semi topless drag rendition of Hinder’s ‘Lips of an Angel’ performed after a couple of tequila shots on Fire Island (I was there to help out with Doll Invasion).
Of course, that’s a small fraction of what I got up to, but more later. We are gathered here to take what we learned from a bratty, retrograde-rife summer and apply it.