Ask Howard • 06-16-23
dallasvoice.comWarped at both ends We’ll get to the juicy stuff shortly, but first, some “Fun Facts of June”! Did you know that no other month of the year ever begins on the same day of the week as June does?
June stakes claim to two of the most fragrant birth flowers — roses and honeysuckle — and three separate birthstones — pearls, alexandrite and moonstone.
And June’s full moon is the only full moon of the year to be given a name: The Strawberry Moon! Upon this note, my sweethearts of summer, let’s get all warped buttholes and boiled brains right to it, shall we? Dear Howard: As an ardent, lifelong member of the BDSM community, on the first Saturday of every month, I always hook up with my posse of fellow buds to enjoy an all-night, marathon handball (ahem) expansion of our horizons.
Could you clarify the difference for us, please, between anal rejuvenation and rectal prolapse surgery? — American Beauty Rose Dear Rosebud: Suffering a smidge of rectum collapse, are we?
