thread, socks are a nuisance in NSFW fare. “Feet are very expressive,” one person argued. “Are those toes curling or not? Homosexuals want to know!”Other people begged to differ, though. “The socks make it relatable,” another commenter added. “My feet get cold sometimes!”Here are other comments from the thread, edited for readability.“When the guys look so similar that you don’t realize it was a flip f—k.” (“Oh… my… god… You read my mind,” another commenter added. “Sometimes I’m like, ‘Is that the original top?
Oh, no, he has the Apple Watch. This top has a mole on his inner thigh… so they flipped!’”)“Too hardcore, not enough intimacy.” (Another Redditor replied, “I started watching massage porn.
It’s kinda filling the void.”)“Over-dramatic moaning. Also, a ‘first timer’ when it’s obvious the guy is a pro because ‘it’ just slips in with no effort.”“When they play music!” (“Yes!” exclaimed another user. “Let me hear the guys.
The worst is when it’s like new age or classical. I’m not here to jerk off to Enya, thank you.”)“When the top is too busy looking into the damn camera instead of being in the moment with the bottom.