Gay bro says his dog stopped respecting him after watching him bottom
how his beloved doggie won’t listen to him after catching him in the submissive act.“I’d rather not go too into specifics but I had a guy over a couple weeks ago for a hookup and forgot to close the door so my Akita I’ve had for 2 years wandered in while we were going at it,” he writes.“The guy was being pretty rough and I was getting into it moaning being slutty you know bottom things until the top pointed out the dog was watching us,” he writes. “I got him out of the room and closed the door but since then my dog doesn’t seem to want to listen to me, respect my authority, or even spend much time with me.
I try to pet or hug him and he growls or moves away, that wasn’t the case before.”First of all, we love how our guy says he doesn’t want to get into specifics, and then writes one of the craziest paragraphs ever.
That leaves us wondering: what is he leaving out?!? (“Bottom things” probably provides a clue.)Later, our confused bro asks whether his mutt could be homophobic, or just dislike bottoms?These are the questions that must be answered!Luckily, Gay Twitter™ pumped out plenty of ideas.I laughed so hard at this I almost threw up https://t.co/ZDVxfOoFQkI’m sorry but homophobic dog is my new shoegaze project https://t.co/maQavU7NtkThe "you know bottom things" with zero punctuation fucking kills meHe is not the alpha no moreHomophobic king.
