Man with exceptionally large package says airport security is constantly (CONSTANTLY!) patting him down
In a recent letter to Slate, a 36-year-old web developer named “Max” shares his plight of walking through airport security with a large member (humble brag much)?
He says his enlarged package always stands out on the body scanners, prompting agents to pat him down “about two-thirds of the time.”“I don’t envy the agents who are forced to do the pat down,” he writes empathetically.
According to Max, our anonymous hung friend, the TSA scanners compare your silhouette against an average body. In order for the scanners to work properly, one’s feet must be placed in a wide stance.
That’s bad news for Max!“At first, I didn’t even totally comprehend that it was my penis that kept flaring up the security system,” he says. “It wasn’t until one time when I caught a glimpse of the screen that the agents use to determine which part of a passenger’s body looks suspicious.
